flagshipped 

To be the victim of misleading information or misdirection.

To have a deal broken or contract unfulfilled.

Man 1: I paid good money for the bonus features but two weeks later they gave the bonus features away for free!

Man 2: Damn man, you got Flagshipped!

flagshipped by GolgoThirteen January 9, 2009

six flags 

Six flags is an excellent chonga and chongo sight-seeing location. Simply wear comfortable shoes, and you'll be ready to be entertained for several hours. Most commonly observed behaviors include PDA between two obese monsters, 20yrold parents screeching at their growing brood, and white hicks from Nebraska freaking the fuck out.

The rides are a cheap alternative to an abortion and/or neck injury. Afterwards, you may feel inclined to take a bath in hand-sanitizer.

"ayyyy mariaaa como was da ridezz aaa seeeex flaghhs (six flags)?" - angel
"ohhh anhelll looos ridezzz fue muchhoo divertido.. que fun!!"

six flags by disturbed white chick October 31, 2009

Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!

person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!

Fapsickle Handshake by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009

butt-flap 

A piece of cloth attached to the back of your pants or jacket covering the lower portion of your back. Usually screen printed with punk rock logos, insignias, and covered with conical or pyramid studs. Worn by punk rockers of all kinds. Extra bonus points are rewarded if your butt-flap attaches to a studded vest with pyramid or conical studs. The first known sighting of a butt-flap was as ABCNORIO in the lowe east side of New York city in 1989, although it is suspected to have originated in London at an earlier date.

"Dude, that bass player from Impaled has a killer butt-flap! Check out his vest"

butt-flap by nahthan November 11, 2005

flagsturbate 

To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.

Andy grabbed his American flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.

flagsturbate by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008

Louisiana Mud Flap 

A sexual act between a man and a woman wherein the man defecates directly into a woman's vagina. The man then uses his balls in a slapping motion to pat the feces into the vagina. Not pleasurable for either party.

My lady got botchulism after I have her the old Louisiana mud flap.

Louisiana Mud Flap by Dork Hat March 31, 2009

Flapa Dapa

This occurs when a naked male stands and pelvic thrusts repeatedly (more often then not in front of the mirror or his girlfriend) sending his penis and genitals violently against his stomach and rebounding into his taint. Thus creating the noise "Flapa Dapa".

"Hey babe check this Flapa Dapa out."

Flapa Dapa by b_jewled October 21, 2008