mud flap

When a male puts his nut sack over a female's nose and mouth while she is sleeping and snoring, thus creating a mud flap effect, as that of a mud flap blowing in the wind against a tire.

I give my girlfriend a mud flap every night.

by funked yo motha November 27, 2010

Back Flap

The roll of fat that forms on the back of a middle aged friend. This object is usually a surprise if you have not seen the guy in a number of years. The flab tends to look like a "flap", that if opened, might have the ability to absorb a double cheesburger (much like the Venus Flytrap). Although embarrassed, the friend knows that since he has "given up", no possibility for losing the flap exists.

Woah, Dude! Put your shirt back on...your Back Flap is freaking me out.

Hey Hans, does your Back Flap need a bra.

Buddy, what happened to you? You are sportin' a Back Flap?

by Gassner April 12, 2007

Flaps

Flaps, a common word that refers to someones's body flaps. You can get them if you are:

a.) Fat
or
b.) Have too much extra skin.
It is extremely nasty. More nasty than kankles. Appearence: They appear to be folds in one's stomach area, breast area, back, or chin.

How to Get Them: Eat.
How to Get Rid of Them: Excersise.

(Example):
Person 1: "You're fat..."
Person 2: "WELL YOU GOT MORE FLAPS THAN A VAGINA!"

by OMGWTFKFC September 18, 2010

flap doodle

Someone or something pretending to do something or be useful. A thin mask of effort behind which a total slacker resides.

After all that gab, you have really accomplished flap doodle.

bob villa is a perfect example of a master at flap doodle

by Str8_scotch February 23, 2008

flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 13, 2004

Glitter Flap

Will's mangina.

Will's tallywhacker was blown off in 'Nam, now he has a glitter flap.

by B-dizzle fo-Rizzle September 08, 2010

Flapping tortoise

As the male is about to unload his Sanjay semen pull out and he put his beef whistle near the women nose and release the Jesus juice into her nose so the baby batter comes out the mouth of the women thus creating the flapping tortoise

jesus juice

flapping tortoise flapping tortoise

by The sex guru August 06, 2013