Falcon Punch

The act of fisting a woman via punching your hand into her vagina. This is better achieved by adding the words, "Falcon Punch!" whilst performing the act. There is also the much more painful, deadly, and downright disgusting Falcon Kick.

John: Man last night I was with this girl and I couldn't get her to feel anything because she was soo loose.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!

Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.

by Big Ben Franklin December 6, 2011

The Falcon

A man who has "The Falcon" hair cut. He enjoys giving his hair a quick blow job with the hair dryer. He enjoys english and long walks on the beach. He runs from apes. Nicknames include TD, AC, DF.

Look at The Falcon. He is a true AC

by AC February 1, 2005

Millennial falcon

A falcon born between the early 80’s-early 2000’s. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years

A millennial falcon’s great expectations stem from feelings of superiority.

by Bad_chad May 29, 2018

Falcone

A man who’s gotten head from a female that resmbles a bird. One of the most disrespectful things you can call someone. Only one comes about every 500 years and only 1 in 1000 Falcones are literate. The only thing you can call someone that is more disrespectful than falcone is the shortened version “cone”

*someone does something dumb*
That was a falcone thing to do... some falconery

by Falconefan69 May 13, 2018

kevin facon

Adj. noun, (slang) a rent a cop, mall security or the guy who thinks he is! this is not the real police aka (kevin <B>acon)

omg its kevin facon harrasing those skateboarders

by tweek the linecook February 20, 2010

The Falcor

A sexual act involving a man ejaculating on a womans face, and the woman then shaking her semen covered face like a dog.

Also known as The Luck Dragon.

"So what crazy shit did you get up to last night, Karly?" "Some dude came on my face and I totally nailed The Falcor".

by luckdragon May 18, 2014

blue falcon

The Best Softball team of all time...based in Savannah GA! Who always lose

Hey guys the Blue falcons lost 21 to 1 they ROCK!!!

by chris charette April 2, 2005