filthy fun house

A reverse titty-fuck where you sit on the girls face, get some ass play, and fuck some titties.

I gave yer ma a filthy fun house last night, she let me bounce around on them twins for hours.

by Asseater 3000 December 4, 2013

Filthy Rhino

Using the contents of her cat's litter box to lubricating dat fat, stanky snatch. Then you 1) grab a roll of duct tape, 2) find her obscenely large dildo, 3) strap that shit to yo face, and 4) get a running start and kamikaze dat fat juicy thunt.

Guy 1: "Yo, last week I met this crazy bitch at the bar..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, how was she?"
Guy 1: "She made me Filthy Rhino her..."
Guy 2: "What the hell is that?!"
Guy 1: "She won't have to clean her litter box for another week... Don't ask."

by FluffyWalrus February 3, 2014

Filthy Kitty

Unkempt or unshaven pubic hair on a woman

Eric - That chick is a dime!
Todd - Yeah man, but Mike told me she has one filthy kitty.
Eric - Fucking gross dude, what the fuck

by Mr. Tomatoman Something January 15, 2015

Fifty Spades of Grey

A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.

John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*

by No Derps March 8, 2015

filthy vato

A filthy vato is a cholo who was gang banged into his gang and caught feelings. His homies know he is secretly gay, but he still denies the allegations.

"Hey pepe told me miguel is a filthy vato"
"yeah foo, he likes lil sleepy"

by justin guillermo 5ever June 2, 2016

Filthy Shuffle

When filthy p sees Wings (preferably TGI Fridays) and he feels the need to dance

Hey, did you see how Filthy P gets around wings?
Yup he had to hit that Filthy Shuffle.

by Sunroof balla May 30, 2016

Filthy P

A person preferably from NY, who sucks the meat off of chicken wing bones.

Did you see filthy p in Friday's last weekend?
Yeah, he took the meat off the bones.

by Sunroof balla May 30, 2016