feed the cat

An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.

Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.

by Tlai May 15, 2006

feeding the chickens

A greeting, usually signified by one person wiggling their fingers in an upward like manner while the other person places their hand ontop of sed person's hand and reflects that action. Once you have "fed the chickens" both persons must then call each other bitches and return to what they were previously doing.

feeding the chickens
guy 1: *wiggles fingers
guy 2: *wiggles fingers
guy1 and guy2: bitch
*walk away*

by CrazyEight October 28, 2009

Feeder

a word for a human looking for a fix or to get high from a vampire's (a Moroi's) bite. Moroi are good. If it's from a Strigoi, you die id they suck out all your blood. If they suck it out and then you drink their blood, you then become a Strigoi. I learned this from Vampire Academy, although I am sure that everything in the series by Richelle Mead is pure fiction, coming from Romanian History/Folklore and stuff. =) Both Moroi and Strigoi *need* blood. ! the feeders get high and feel estatic during and a little bit after the bite.

The feeders were in the small room, sitting on stools, waiting for their next fix. The Moroi were excited to take a drink, for their day had been busy and they needed energy.

by -Vampire Academy Fan! <3 April 3, 2011

Feeding the Ducks

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.

by ember33 July 15, 2011

Feed My Llama

A more positive use for the letters 'FML'

Person 1: Ugh.. FML
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: Just do it
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: I only asked a for a favour
Person 2: No, you said Fuck My Life, so I asked what was up
Person 1: No, I said Feed My Llama, dude, so go, do it.

by itsanadude July 3, 2011

feeback

Some one who is awesome at every thing he does and has the best porsanality he has awesome brown hair bluish greenish eyes and is a great athlete especially at baseball

You want to be a person with the last name Feeback

by 34512 May 15, 2015

Fedaphile

a short snake like person that works for a corrupt goverment official and uses an EM Mind Machine on American citizens and touches little children through there victims mind.

stop rapping me with your codename "bee".Get out of my anus and stop molesting American people: You fedaphile !!!!

by ding dong dipshit January 20, 2008