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grandpa father

the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother
grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now
by datboroboy January 15, 2017
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father carmine

1) Father Carmine is a Roman-Catholic priest who lives in Philadelphia. He was the priest present at the marriage of Rocky Balboa and Adrian Pennino in Rocky II. He also appeared in Rocky V when Rocky was revisiting his old neighbourhood with Tommy Gunn.
There is a famous scene where Rocky asks him for a special blessing on the night before the big fight.

2) A name for a priest that is sloth like and methodical. One that enjoys constantly over eating and getting sunburnt because he is too lazy to move into the shade.
Man, look at that Father Carmine, he hasn’t moved in three hours.

We just had a had a Father Carmine come in here, ate all the calamari, take it off the menu.
by Bacala e Mortadella June 3, 2018
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father's milk

A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year
Porçay's milk is too spicy for me

Really I love father's milk
by tea&milk October 17, 2017
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foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 3, 2019
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Yes Father

A gay church porn series for the homos and the melon munchin coons
by YesFather.com December 27, 2022
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Father

Some punk ass bitch that thinks he is cool enough to hang out with the cool kids
Person1:Hey you know that Father guy?
Person2:Yeah that stupid ass bitch that keeps trying to hang out with us?
Person1:Yessirr
by FAMILY FRIENDLY229 July 14, 2022
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The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024
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