Hardcore Farmer

The 14 year old associate of slippers who takes driving a tractor religiously.

Suck my hardcore farmer!

by AVA SLIPPERS January 18, 2012

icon farmer

A computer user who places shortcut or program icons on the desktop to cover the screen. All of the icons are arranged in neat rows and columns resembling crops in a field.

Steve was the lead "icon farmer" in the department.

by LastMann November 24, 2010

Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024

Farmer Fetish

when one has a sexual fantasy to fuck/have sex with someone who is either a farmer or simply someone on a farm.

"Joe has a account on Farmersonly.com"

"oh damn didn't know he had a Farmer Fetish."

by dongsilla December 12, 2014

farmers tuxedo

When you have Carhart bibs, best, and jacket that are all the same color and are worn at the same time.

Man, old farmer, John is rocking his farmers tuxedo to go feed

by Danimontani February 03, 2023

Future farmer

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best

Future farmer is life!

by Farmer funny November 09, 2021

Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

by 丁骨牛排 December 26, 2020