A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.
by Blackflys October 15, 2017
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by Blackflys October 14, 2017
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Name given to someone who does a bad job of offers poor quality of goods or services and is generally incompetent at what they claim to be good at and often make simple or stupid or way below novice level mistakes and usually does not care about it either. (N.B. this is the British meaning as opposed to the American one of Humping a girl then Dumping her)
That 'plasterer' who plastered my wall was a right Humpty Dumpty he plastered over all the electrical outlets!!!
by creality March 5, 2020
Get the Humpty Dumpty mug."Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo
by sheeeeeeesh_ May 3, 2021
Get the Humpty Dumpty mug.-A move during sexual intercourse about humping and then dumping your load.
-A reference to a sixteenleo video where Big Ed reveals that him and Liz are getting along physically.
-A reference to a sixteenleo video where Big Ed reveals that him and Liz are getting along physically.
"According to sixteenleo in a video, basically what Big Ed does to Liz is the Humpty Dumpty move."
"Hey Ed! have you Humpty Dumpty Liz last night?"
"Hey Ed! have you Humpty Dumpty Liz last night?"
by ririequinox May 4, 2021
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