douche glasses

Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.

"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."

by Bob Jolly September 10, 2009

Douche Patty

A person who exudes arrogant qualities much like a douche, yet is not a complete douche burger.

Adam: Michael is a total douche.

Chad: Yeah his little brother isn't as bad. He's just a douche patty.

by Devious Waffles October 8, 2008

Connecticut Douche

preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.

Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.

Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.

Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?

by ceeceeeeeeee June 1, 2009

Douche Pickle

One who has been a douche for so long they are now pickled.

"That guy's more than a douche! He's a douche pickle!"

by Big Scotty June 12, 2008

Donkey Douche

A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.

A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.

Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.

by dxh September 30, 2010

Urban Douche

Douche bags on Urban Dictionary. They typically post a definition that supposedly makes them look like a "deep" and "thoughtful" person. They think that they're unique in our society, and that somehow they're different. All they are, are 15 year old teenagers that think they're rebelling against "everyone else". All they'll grow up to be is a depressed bank teller.

An Urban Douche can also apply to someone who repeatedly thumbs up there own definition.

Urban Douche: Whoa, I know what would be rebellious... I should talk about how society, media and the government is an evil plot to rape the youth!

olollololol im so deep and different from society that makes me kwl!!1!1!!

by Ferret Tamer January 15, 2011

douche bag

somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

my friend Peter Shaffer.

by Justin Hartless December 11, 2003