five-finger disco

The act of male masturbation.

Andy did the five-finger disco while he watched Ashley and Jenny getting it on.

Sorry, babe, the only dance I know is the five-finger disco. Maybe some time I can teach you it.

by Hidden-Street December 13, 2008

Panic! at the Disco fan

A Panic! at the Disco fan isn't just teenies. While usually linked with teeny girls who listen to music that is only on the radio and only like Panic! at the Disco for their asthetics, there is a whole other category of Panic! at the Disco fans. Many of them had heard of Panic! at the Disco before they became popular or even before their CD came out. These people understand the lyrics that the lead guitarist, Ryan Ross, writes. People who are apart of this group mainly like Panic! at the Disco for their talent.

Stereotypical fan: OMG. I am the #1 Panic! at the Disco fan! Did you see Brendon's hair at the concert? It was sooooo sexy!

Smart fan: Go away. The lyrics were good. I bet you don't even know what they mean.

Stereotypical: OMG. Shut up! I love Panic! at the Disco! Whats that song...like it goes something like closing a door....

Smart Fan: You are a loser. Bye.

by SashaAshas December 15, 2008

Force Pee Disco

Forcing one more pee before going into the tent for the night at a festival. This should, in theory, allow one to squeeze a few more minutes of sleep before the bladder forces one to put on flip flops and schlepp to the toilets at 7:00AM.

Festival goer A: "Come on, man. Let's go to sleep."
Festival goer B: "Hold on. I'm gonna Force Pee Disco first."

by djtooshay August 12, 2010

Dangling disco biscuit

this occurs when a man hovers over a woman laying at the edge of the bed. The meat is then dangled towards the eager mouth. Finally u drop the disco biscuit in said mouth. Thus executing a text book dangling disco biscuit.

Tylers mom was laying on the beachchair which gave me the perfect opportunity to hit her wit the dangling disco biscuit

by TitsHemmingway February 22, 2011

Disco Balls

The male equivalent of vajazzling; decorating one's testicles with assorted bling, such as sequins or Swarovski crystals.

The stripper at the bachelorette party really went all out; he even showed off a pair of shiny disco balls!

by Kim Istree May 31, 2010

keep disco evil

The motto of the most kick ass band, static x. It is also a good way to live life.

By keeping disco evil, paul managed to have a great time at teh club

by Seabass January 19, 2005

Backwoods Disco Ball

When one rubs their testicles along the rotting remains of a dead animal and shines them with a black light

"Look Ronnie, Bert is doing the Backwoods Disco Ball."

by Erik VanPelt December 29, 2022