Dan the Dirt

The best rapper of our time. Stream on Spotify, Apple Music, whatever…

Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!

by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022

dirt roll

Being friends with someone but they irratate you so you have the sudden urge to beat their ass but they are your friend so it more like a friendly fight

I am going to dirt roll you

by KRobin August 9, 2018

dirt diaper

Clothing that afghany people wear often called man jammies. this type of clothing rarely gets washed and smells like a turd

hey bro you could smell abduls dirt diaper 3 feet away.
I think he needs to wash his man jammies.

by dirty nagran January 4, 2011

Vagina dirt

noun, When you pull down the panties and you don't know if it's sand, critters or cat litter.

Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.

by Ksofm666 April 27, 2015

Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward

All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.

by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021

Dirt Ernie

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.

Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.

by Cookie W February 25, 2018

Dirt pointers

A pair of saggy ass titties as if their nipples point to the floor.

Guy: Look that girls not wearing a bra

Friend: I know she has some dirt pointers.

by BigPerm31 April 11, 2016