defucktion

The act of reversing a fuck-up, or the act of repairing a previously known fuck-up.

A database administrator accidentally fucks up by deleting a large table from a production database. Woopsies! The Unix systems adminstrator then runs a data restoration from a recent backup, enabling the database administrator to reverse his fuck-up, thus performing a defucktion.

by Roy James January 17, 2008

Reptile dysfunction

Commen brother of “erectile Dysfunction”. Is when a species of reptile engulafes your dick with at least one unwilling partner

Logan has reptile Dysfunction and has a vilper on his dick,we need to go to the ER

by Glenicus. December 18, 2018

ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

I have erectile dysfunction

nnniiigggggaaaaa caattttttt

Paul: wanna have sex
George: I have erectile dysfunction

by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019

electile dysfunction

The inability to become aroused by any of the choices for President put forth by either of the parties in the 2008 election.

Obama? McCain? Edwards?
NO! They all give me electile dysfunction--The only one that gets me going is Hillary!

by ChaseSVA January 24, 2008

definition

The meaning of a word you thick tosspots.

I am writing the definition of definition.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004