The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

The Curse of Dazai

To have extremely bad luck.

Oh man, she really had The Curse of Dazai.

by Inuit_ August 17, 2025

Curse Of The Console

When you always want to be playing on “insert console” but you have things to do.

“Did you heard from Jim he’s been out.”

“I heard he got the curse of the console!”

by Cubeking April 19, 2022

Mikey’s curse

A curse in manhua, manhwas or mangas that turns a non-humanoid character into a loli

Person 1: “Thank god she didn’t turn into a loli”
Person 2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIKEY’S CURSE IS BACK

by Onira April 7, 2024

99% Curse

Losing a point at 99% in Overwatch, and then losing the round.

I just got 99% cursed on Ilios.

by RCR terms May 24, 2025

Big footed curse

Big Footed curse.

We knew he was larger than most. His hands and feet were evident of that, but he never stopped growing the big footed curse took affect only at age 9. His hands and feet became grotesquely disproportion to the rest of his body

by Xyyguy May 25, 2023

Third curse

is the state of a team/player being supported by third, leading to their INEVITABLE DEMISE. BASTA PAG NASUPORTAHAN KA TAPOS KA NA

Third supported Dejounte Murray, thus; he had the third curse.

by anonymous August 13, 2021