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cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.
Quit cranking your closet and come out already
by itchygabe December 10, 2025
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crank seat

a seat in the shower designed for a pleasureable experience
yo bro, im finna go hit the crank seat, ill be back in a jiffy
by bigswizzledizzle December 11, 2025
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Crank the Hog

Passing up sex from your partner and telling her you’re going for a wank in the bathroom and not to come in. Also known as the Mitchell Adams
My Mrs was pissing me off so I so I decided to crank the hog instead
by ILoveCracky January 9, 2026
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Mongolian Toaster Crank

When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.
“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking
by Oozieninemillimeeta January 14, 2026
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Cranked

The feeling of your body feeling like it got hit by a semi after a heavy dubstep show, specifically from the Ohio based producer, Crankdat.
Went to the show last night and I got CRANKED
by ANON716 February 14, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
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soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition

you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.
friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb”
by mdizzzle May 27, 2023
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