crack 'n sniff 

The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.

"She gave that other player a crack 'n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry."

crack 'n sniff by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

crack daddy 

a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!

hey kids crack daddy is home!

crack daddy by crazy november March 5, 2010

crack juice 

Ingredients:
-1 half gallon of vodka
-4 cans of lemon concentrate
-16 beers

Mix all these together and let it brew for about 30 minutes and you're ready to go.

-"man lets get a lot of people F'ed up but in a delicious way"
-"alright lets make some crack juice"

crack juice by MarcoRambobologna January 21, 2008

crack whore 

A loosely used term to define any person who may or may not do sexual favors for various drugs such as heroin, meth, coke, ect.

My husbands ex-wife is a big crack whore.

crack whore by Dana Hawn January 18, 2004

Crack fingers 

When u have a crack lighter too close to your fingers it burns (usually from heated swishers to mild them to sticking)

Damnit I keep getting crack fingers every time roll a swisher

Crack fingers by Weed lord June 1, 2018

Crack Out 

Crack Out~~~~ The day after a very serious hangover.

"Hey Tim, I'm really hungover this morning...let's just 'crack out' today and get over it?!"

"Yes Amanda, lets do that cause I'm really hungover as well and need a good 'crack out'". LOL

Crack Out by Brought to you By S&M! September 8, 2011

Crack of Doom 

A crack of unimaginable power that even plumber's spackle cannot tackle.

"There are darker, fouler things in the deep places of the world."

Low cut pants. Enough said.

Crack of Doom by K January 27, 2004