folgers coffee

that one ad with the mongoose girl

cant turn that mongoose filter off, just act natural for your boss the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup

folgers coffee is actually bad

by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 16, 2021

Coffee and water

It basically means sex, usually used the morning after. It’s also a way to discreetly hit on someone, like if you ask them for some “coffee and water” you really just want sex.

Damn girl, can I order some coffee and water?

by Moggerizer April 5, 2022

Weekend Coffee

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!

Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.

"If it's Sunday, you know it's weekend coffee."

by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

Coffee time

When with a friend at coffee shop. You both sit down to have coffee and have a conversation or two, first one to have to shit gets fucked.

Me and Corey had coffee time the other day and I held my shit longer than he did!

by Evans2987 September 27, 2022

coffee breath

joe locke

joe locke has coffee breath according to both kit and bash (bash took it to the extinct and made a whole song about it . that had the whole fandom, screaming and crying

by joelockelvr67 July 19, 2022

to coffee bean

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

Coffee-up

Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink

I gotta study for my mid-terms this weekend, so I'm gonna coffee-up.

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016