Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.

Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread

by selkirksss February 29, 2020

jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus

twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

by Long dick style69 December 05, 2018

Choke and slide

When he come thru and give you some amazing dick then proceeds to leave!

Jessica had been a bad girl so Jermaine came to give her that choke and slide.

by Damnwhatthefqk April 18, 2017

choke kink

when one person is a sub and is being slightly chocked by the dom .

Yosake has a choke kink.

by AkiraShakira January 18, 2023

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 04, 2017

joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.

Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.

by Shueman October 24, 2015

Choke Ass Niggas

A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.

Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do

by Driano69 March 07, 2021