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chode masta 

The slimiest hairiest juiciest little chode of all. The lease of the juicy chodes and all the chodes praise him
Kevin-hey brendon do you love the chode
Brendon-Fuck chodes
Kevin-NEVER DISOBEY THE CHODE MASTA
chode masta by king of chodes April 5, 2016

chodeiolous effect

The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works:
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.
Jim: How was your day today Bill?
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.
chodeiolous effect by Stephen Cocking September 11, 2016
1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
Chode by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016

chodelife 

A man who makes fun of everyone, acts like a dick and will never get a girl
You know that kid Ali? He's such a chodelife

chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.
That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.
chode sponger by Mick V July 31, 2016

Chode Islander 

Pejorative term for a Rhode Island resident.
Why do all these Chode Islanders suck at driving?
Chode Islander by Leadfoot Leon November 9, 2016