Counterfat

When you are poor you you have too hustle too sale counterfeit merch.
When you are rich your lawyers have to hustle too sale counterfat merch.

If you are poor and middle class your reproductions are counterfit.

If you are rich and have lots of lawyers your counterfeits are counterfats.

by Mega dude December 2, 2019

Chunt

A chunky cunt

Oi mac you ate all the fish and chips you chunt.

by Jakestastyballs December 22, 2019

Chunt

Someone who doesn't know how to speak garlic

That Martin is a fookin chunt because he doesn't know how to speak garlic

by Zanon 28 April 14, 2020

Counter-Yoink

The Counter-Yoink is an exceedingly rare version of a yoink allowing the yoinked party to counter the effects of a yoink, provided the initial yoink has not been fully completed.

I was trying to yoink that puck from him, but he totally counter-yoinked me.

by anon1293844 May 17, 2020

Counter-Banter

(Verb)
If one ‘Counter-Banters’, it is the action of deciding not to take part in some casual banter that a mate is having with you; it is to kill an exchange of banter stone-dead.

“Ah that’s a shame, I was only being sarcastic and trying to have a laugh, instead you decided to take the matter seriously and shut me down. That was a real case of counter-bantering.”

by Monstermunch2003 June 16, 2020

Clunt

A cunt that is a clown

Your such a clunt

by Bkbossy August 14, 2020

Cauntie

“ Cauntie/CON-Tee” Cauntie is a word used to describe a pretty blonde or brunette female.

“Damn cauntie you’re looking spicy today!
“Okay cauntie I see you”
“Damn cauntie you’re lookin might fine”

by Texas Slang November 7, 2020