The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

by MartinFynch November 13, 2010

Burger Flash

When you lift up the top bun on your hamburger to show someone what you have on it.

Matt asked me what kind of sandwich I was having, so I had to burger flash him.

by Ghost Liberty June 9, 2010

roethlis-burger

name of a food in a Pittsburgh bar

how much for a roethlis-burger
that'll be 4.95 sir
i'll have one of those
okay it'll be out momentarily

by ternce 2hwite4u January 14, 2008

Sonic Burger

When the labia of a woman is all sloppy and hangs out like the lettuce, tomato and meat of a greasy sloppy sonic burger.

I munched on her Sonic Burger.

by Caleb the Artist March 14, 2010

burger water

Burger Water : The bodily fluids an overweight and/or obese woman produces during sexual stimulation.

I was eating this fat-girl out and got her burger water all up in my face. I vomited when she wiped her burger water on me.

by CommissarConnor October 15, 2013

nothing burger

Over exposed topic being pushed by fake news establishment, without any evidince or reason except for ratings.

What do you think is going to happen this week with the whole Russia thing?”

Jones:“The Russia thing is just a big nothing burger.”

by rolandmadlo666 June 29, 2017

Ben Burger

An idiot who has no life sucks pp and loves nobody thinks hes cool cus he juuls but really is a complete idiot.NOT a good kisser sucks in bed is a fucking idiot. Complete dumbass who tries to suck his own dick but cant. HES A FUCKING MORAN

Ben burger sucked his own dick last night and doesnt pay child support.

by billy5294 January 8, 2020