This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.
"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."
Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."
Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."
by MartinFynch November 13, 2010
Get the The burger scalemug. by Ghost Liberty June 9, 2010
Get the Burger Flashmug. how much for a roethlis-burger
that'll be 4.95 sir
i'll have one of those
okay it'll be out momentarily
that'll be 4.95 sir
i'll have one of those
okay it'll be out momentarily
by ternce 2hwite4u January 14, 2008
Get the roethlis-burgermug. When the labia of a woman is all sloppy and hangs out like the lettuce, tomato and meat of a greasy sloppy sonic burger.
by Caleb the Artist March 14, 2010
Get the Sonic Burgermug. Burger Water : The bodily fluids an overweight and/or obese woman produces during sexual stimulation.
I was eating this fat-girl out and got her burger water all up in my face. I vomited when she wiped her burger water on me.
by CommissarConnor October 15, 2013
Get the burger watermug. Over exposed topic being pushed by fake news establishment, without any evidince or reason except for ratings.
What do you think is going to happen this week with the whole Russia thing?”
Jones:“The Russia thing is just a big nothing burger.”
Jones:“The Russia thing is just a big nothing burger.”
by rolandmadlo666 June 29, 2017
Get the nothing burgermug. An idiot who has no life sucks pp and loves nobody thinks hes cool cus he juuls but really is a complete idiot.NOT a good kisser sucks in bed is a fucking idiot. Complete dumbass who tries to suck his own dick but cant. HES A FUCKING MORAN
by billy5294 January 8, 2020
Get the Ben Burgermug.