the bladder burner

when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.

"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"

by LiamBest February 23, 2009

West African Burner

Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.

You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.

I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.

by DSoPaB April 6, 2017

12 lead burners

Bullets or Ammo

12 lead burners are a glamorous word for ammo or bullets. I'm stocked on 12 lead ass burners for hunting season. We're going to the gun range, did you grab the lead burners?

by Chumie December 2, 2020

Urban Back Burner

A random, indefinite time period where Urban Dictionary rejects every definition that a person writes.

I seem to be on the Urban Back Burner as of late.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021

Taken to Bournemouth

Bournemouth being a complete shithole so a great innuendo for a fine bit of buggery

Ooooof look at his Nan, she’s gotta be taken to Bournemouth

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy July 5, 2022

Mississippi bunsen burner

the act of ejaculating upon a persons face and then bending over and holding a flame to the bottom of ones own anus, thus causing a flamethrower effect when farting. Therefore singeing the jizz to a persons face, permanently marking them for life.

you can tell that womans had a mississippi bunsen burner!

by blind mullet April 2, 2024

The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.

Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025