Booger hook

When you pick someone’s nose and then proceed to shove your finger in their mouth. If you do it with two fingers in both nostrils and stick both in the mouth, it is called a double booger hook.

“Yea, I was messing around w this strange girl from the gym and I booger hooked her”

“No way, bro! That’s epic!”

by Dbas June 11, 2021

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Booger

Something that you don't eat when you pick it from your damn nose

Man I just pick my booger! Let's NOT EAT IT!!!

by BoogerBoi69 May 15, 2020

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Pussy booger

When you leave a booger in a vagina to see if she’s for the streets. If it’s gone the next time you have sex she gets around

example 1: I left a pussy booger in my gf it wasn’t there the next time we fucked. Turns out she’s been fucking her cousin

Example 2: My one night stand had a pussy booger in her. Shit got on my dick.

by Legendaryshopbesties December 9, 2021

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nut booger

when you are eating snack mix and you sneeze and a nut comes out of your nose. you then attempt to eat said but again.

I'm eating a snack mix, and you know they have peanuts, and I sneezed and I was in the middle of eating a handful of nuts and one came out my nose. But here's the gross part I reate that nut booger. 😂😂😂"Heather Hamilton"

by taco..taco salad March 25, 2017

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Nipple Booger

Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing

Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.

"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."

by Shenaniganz13 December 20, 2021

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