mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

Maybe My Boogers Smell

When there is a smell that you can't find, so you think maybe its your boogers

*Sniff Sniff Where is that smell coming from? Maybe My Boogers Smell?

by Mordertier January 4, 2024

shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017

Booger transplant

The act of picking one nostril and then picking the other without wiping off the booger of the first.

I tried to multitask and pick both nostrils without wiping my finger first but ended up performing a booger transplant.

by gayblacks December 22, 2023

booger scope

When a camera is aimed up at someone's nose.

These youtoube videos are so amateur, tons of booger scope shots.

by Richard Normus June 17, 2022

BOOGER

A SHORT STOP THAT NEVER LETS A BALL PASS (CATCHES EVERYTHING).

SEE THAT SHORT STOP, SHE STOPS EVERY BALL IN EVERY DIRECTION AND COVERS THE BAG, WHAT A BOOGER !

by obewan80 February 21, 2023

Booger Bazooka

When a man picks his nose and stuffs his penis with said boogers and has sex with a woman blowing his load and boogers in and/or on her.

Matthew wanted to try his new booger bazooka out on his old lady so he started picking and stuffing.

by Hotwhitemama2888 July 15, 2017