tongue boner

when you are kissing someone and all of a sudden their tongue gets stiff and hard like a boner.

Dude, I was kissing him last night, and all of a sudden he shoved his tongue boner in my mouth.

by redtoken November 22, 2011

Boner Jihad

A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.

Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.

E.g. Tight leather dress (sexual), add Kermit the Frog heads (wtf) = Boner Jihad.

by Cleonator October 22, 2011

Boner Money

Spending all your money to only be left w/ a giant boner. Money spent, usually at strip clubs, on getting a boner.

I spent all this money at the strip club only to be left w/ a giant boner. Ahh, boner money and blue balls!

by Shad Michael November 1, 2011

leadership boner

noun: A raging boner that a University of Wisconsin - Green Bay student receives upon the membership within one of the many "leadership opportunities" on campus. The leadership boner can result from membership in NRHH, NACURH, GLACURH, RHAA, CAB, Community Council, etc. The degree to which a leader is involved is measured by this boner. The more fully torqued an individual is, the more excited/involved he or she is with leadership opportunities. Presence of the leadership boner indicates that the individual holding the boner is sexually frustrated due to the lack of a sexual partner, or "fuck buddy." Reason being, leadership tends to inhibit a sex life.

Fun Fact:
The size of the leadership boner is also directly related to the amount of state funding wasted on "leadership opportunities." With the increasing size of the boner comes more wasteful spending.

"Mitchell, I noticed that you are fully torqued!"

"Yes, Aaron, indeed I am. I was just nominated for NRHH, and I'm on my way to CAB! All this leadership lately has given me a very full leadership boner."

by aarona09 November 23, 2011

Boner Jam

A Boner Jam is a really good song. A Boner Jam can be a song from any genre.

"the home depot theme song is a real boner jam."

by Holidaytingz March 29, 2021

Mini Boner

A nickname given to a chinese guy that has a very small penis.

Guy 1: yo, danny has a small penis!
Guy 2: isn't his nickname Mini Boner?

Guy 1: yeah, he can't chop girls with that mini boner...

by Daho October 19, 2010

Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.

"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."

by Lemski October 16, 2008