by Pocket Rocket CPA July 17, 2018
Get the Bravado Bonermug. A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.
Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.
Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
by Cleonator October 22, 2011
Get the Boner Jihadmug. A demanding phallus that refuses to grace the folds of none other than the most premium of vaginal passageways. Any female genital orifice and its associated components (face, body habitus, hair) that are deemed to be any rating less than dyme status will be met by an unwavering flaccid denial by the aforementioned penis, even in light of possible coercion tactics.
After mistakenly raw-dawging Heather in a moment of pre-ejaculatory confusion, Peter suddenly decided that she wasn’t that good-looking, became flaccid, and decided he would never compromise his bouji boner for none other than Victoria secret-equivalent grade A puntang.
by NorthernExposurePole February 9, 2015
Get the Bouji Bonermug. by redtoken November 22, 2011
Get the tongue bonermug. Spending all your money to only be left w/ a giant boner. Money spent, usually at strip clubs, on getting a boner.
I spent all this money at the strip club only to be left w/ a giant boner. Ahh, boner money and blue balls!
by Shad Michael November 1, 2011
Get the Boner Moneymug. Guy 1: yo, danny has a small penis!
Guy 2: isn't his nickname Mini Boner?
Guy 1: yeah, he can't chop girls with that mini boner...
Guy 2: isn't his nickname Mini Boner?
Guy 1: yeah, he can't chop girls with that mini boner...
by Daho October 19, 2010
Get the Mini Bonermug. by Plpzlol October 18, 2015
Get the dog bonermug.