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Benedict Cumberbatch 

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch (occasionally referred to as Ben, Benny, Benny C, etc.) is a beautiful man who may not even be a man. His eyes are impossible to describe and his hair is constantly changing due to his many, many roles in the constant stream of films he's been in. The most popular of these are The Hobbit, Sherlock, The Imitation Game, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, Parade's End, War Horse, and many, many more. He's won 17 awards and has been nominated for 29, proving that he is actually the greatest man there ever existed.

Though some would view him as nothing more than a terrifying looking alien creature thing, others would object. Strongly. Don't ever say anything bad about him in the presence of a cumberbitch or cumbercookie (A Cumberbatch fan) as this may cause death.
Cumberbitch: Benedict Cumberbatch is so freaking beautiful I love him so much omg look at his cumberbooty and did you see him at the oscars when he did the cumberbomb ?????!
Benedict Cumberbatch by cumbercookie September 8, 2014
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I totally destroyed that bondahar space station
bondahar by klaxon6969 August 14, 2007

Benedict 

can be an absolute bellend, but yet so gay. he likes crystal meth in his car and he will pick up any lasses off the street and take them to druggers. he also bum fucks other boys In his free time because he is so fucking gay. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH EGGS BENEDICT JAMES BROUGHTON.
I like to fuck chickens for fun because they give me eggs benedict

Lauren bond 

A beautiful girl, I love her so much and she means the world to me

Please be mine you are perfect in every single way

James Bond

To "James Bond" someone, or give them the "Bond Treatment" is when you have a one night stand, and surreptitiously exit the dorm room/hotel room/bedroom before they wake up, leaving them to arise later on, alone and befuddled. Extra points if you're wearing a tux at the time.
"Oh man. Kevin got home at like 7am. He totally pulled a James Bond on that girl!"
James Bond by Binny82 February 16, 2008

water bondage 

(VerB!!!!) - The act of tieing someone to a rail, spraying them with a fire hose and making them either nut all over the place, or fill their vagina so full of water that it comes out through their nipples and ears. Since the water is so forceful, the male actually cums on himself.
"I sprayed jesus with a hose for water bondage pleasure and he cummed in his own face. Take that religious anal-sex man1!!!1one"
water bondage by T.J. March 14, 2005

bobedopbewoop 

bobedopbewoop is a great word, it implies dancing and celebration
used only by itself, ie:
John: i'm listening to a great tune!
Ron: yeah!!
John: bobedopbewoop!
Ron: wow, just wow.
John: I R TEH KEWL
bobedopbewoop by James May 3, 2004