bird-feed

1) To spend as little as possible on a female at a club or bar. 2) To buy a girl nothing but still expect her to sleep with you.

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(Created by The Czar)

"Man, I have no cash...tonight I gotta bird-feed these hoes."

"That hoe bought me 10 drinks, but I was bird-feeding her ass all night."

"I've been goin out with Betsy for two weeks and haven't bought her shit yet...that hoe just got bird-fed"

by Brennan G May 23, 2007

Birds and Bees

When people try to explain how babies are made.

Dad! Tell me about the birds and bees!

by stormychild February 28, 2016

shooting the bird

In Western countries, extending the middle finger (either on its own, or along with the index finger in the United Kingdom - like a reverse peace sign) is an offensive and obscene gesture, colloquially known as "flipping the bird", "flipping someone off", "shooting the bird", "the middle finger", "the middle salute", "the finger", "flipping off" or "giving the finger". The gesture is used as a form of insult to whom it is directed.

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Look at that dipshit shooting the bird. I'll bet he runs if I try to "talk" to him.

by bjargon May 26, 2013

T-Bird

The most wonderfull sight to be introduced to american men in the last few years. The rise of a womans thong or G-string, while her pants are lowered. T-bird, only works with pretty, sexy woman. When a T-bird is exposed on a fat woman - it is then called a 'T-bomb'.

Hey bro', Is that Carl's sister over there bending over? Yeah, check out her T-Bird. Nice !!!

by Seinfield August 30, 2005

Baby Birding

When a woman transfers the result of oral sex into the man's mouth. It looks like a mother bird feeding her young.

Baby Birding has been tried but rarely executed correctly. Many partners are not amenable to the process.

by AVAV November 9, 2012

the birds and the bees

noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.

1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."

by Mike Garee October 12, 2003

Bird that turd

The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.

I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turd—House is on.

by hotspanxforhighranks March 16, 2010