bastard shit

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.

Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.

by dadofreggie October 19, 2015

bastard fetus

A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.

Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!

by Sargasm Knockers October 16, 2017

Bastard Gonk

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

by Crammed Police November 28, 2017

Bastard

1. A person born without married parents
2. The man/women/thing that killed kenny

1. Ken is a bastard
2. You killed kenny you bastard

by Lightbulb03 December 28, 2017

Bastardly

1. Acting the same as a bastard.
2. A word that should have been used in every South Park episode whenever Kenny inevitably dies.
3. How a bastard child is conceived.

They killed Kenny, those bastardly bastards!

by MDarcon March 9, 2018

Bastard

The fourth word sang in the musical Hamilton

AARON BURR:
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

by Another Hamilfan June 4, 2018

bastard

trump and jake paul.

man he's such a fucking bastard

by a is for ass June 4, 2018