A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
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If an attorney tries to be too honest, he likely gets BARRED from the BAR Association --- how convoluted is THAT???
by QuacksO February 11, 2019
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You wouldn't believe that Steve doesn't own much in his apartment with how many rounds of drinks he's been buying. Steve must be Bar Rich.
by Deroc06 September 5, 2012
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by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020
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can be easily spotted with crayola eyebrows, tight cheetah print skirt, or putting on the monkey show on the dance floor.
can be easily spotted with crayola eyebrows, tight cheetah print skirt, or putting on the monkey show on the dance floor.
steve: hey are you going to date that girl sarah?
me: nah turned out shes a bar chick, i dont want the towns left overs!
*high five
me: nah turned out shes a bar chick, i dont want the towns left overs!
*high five
by sgt.dickpeppercorn January 25, 2016
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Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
by chinesepirate January 8, 2019
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Someone you find attractive/hot
Someone you find attractive/hot
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