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baby poop

Noun : The substance that a hideously large number of Catholic clergy must wipe off their genitals prior to blessing the holy water.popefilthyVaticanholy water
by ~GAWD~ September 27, 2010
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shu baby

Wog: shu baby :)
Ganga: omg HI
Wog: how r u?
Ganga: HEAPS MAD <3
by wogzayy April 9, 2011
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Babies

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s
"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."
by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017
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Baby

What you call someone who means the absolute world to you.
I love you, baby!
by BlueAngel101 September 20, 2018
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Babak

Imperturbable perfection of the finest quality; of the same ilk or equal to the magnificence of divinity.
No one in this room is even close to being Babak.
by Babak Shahrivar January 14, 2008
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ice ice baby

(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".
Ice Ice b...oh shit I got sued.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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Whore of Babylon

The Whore of Babylon couldn't wait for me to overdraft my checking account again to hit me with another f*cking overdraft fee!
by dcf68 June 26, 2006
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