Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.
Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011
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We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.
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