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split body

When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half
Man I got major split body last night
by Longdickstyleyouhoe November 28, 2019
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Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.
by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019
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Splitted

The act of pre-splitting one long graduation line into two separate lines, prior to everyone losing their minds.
The graduation lines have already been splitted.
by Ekim Snilloc May 8, 2019
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Banana Split

When your hitting it from the back and your dick pops out and slides up between her ass-cheeks.
Girl: whyd you stop?
Her dad: i just made a banana split!
Girl: hurry and put it back in!
by itstherealme May 21, 2019
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Splits

Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members
Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits
by Soster and Socha September 29, 2019
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bash-splitting

Sharing the payment for several heads (bashs) of weed with friends or acquaintances. Bash-splitting usually happens when everybody within a circle is low on cash and the plug has a minimal order quantity higher than an individual can afford (5-10 bashs)
-Yo boyz, wanna get high tonight?
+ Yeah but shit man, im low on cash
-Same shit mans, but we can ask others and do some bash-splitting.
by paradoxxo October 2, 2019
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Split a bravo

The act of sliding ones’ hand in between the underwear and anal cleft, usually resulting in digital penetration of the anus.
this chick started grinding on me so I split a bravo.... turns out she was the shot girl and now I owe her twenty-five bucks.
by F dees August 16, 2019
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