CJ Panda is somewhat a creepy male due to his slight pedi stash at the young age of 19. CJ Panda can also be referred to as an obese man or a pedophile. A CJ Panda can be a charming man, however this is what he wants you to think before he seduces you and try’s to take advantage of your wellbeing. Never trust a CJ Panda to look after your kids!
“I heard your a CJ Panda!”
“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”
Another example can be:
“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”
“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”
Another example can be:
“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”
“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
by Jose Vangall February 8, 2020
Get the CJ Pandamug. The most disgusting fast food place you can eat. Dry food smelly food spoiled food🤢 and it’s not better than chic fil a.
by Drake the rapper May 17, 2018
Get the Panda Expressmug. A sexual manoeuvre, a close relative of alligator fuckhouse. Correctly executed panda fuckhouse will result in a black eye for at least one participant . When one partner attempts what may be perceived by the other partner as a surprising move, the recipient will respond with a punch to their partner's eye. Double panda fuckhouse entails the punchee returning the favour with a punch to their partner's eye.
"Hey Jen, how did you get that black eye?"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"
by Screenlicker February 29, 2012
Get the Panda fuckhousemug. used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.
man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!
man2: thanks man.
man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
man2: thanks man.
man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
by daxterrific April 6, 2010
Get the Panda statusmug. Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze
I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.
That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..
Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?
When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?
That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..
Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?
When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?
by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009
Get the The Panda Sneezemug. by androoltu August 11, 2009
Get the panda hugmug. Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.
by boner express March 13, 2010
Get the panda shitmug.