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Another way for your friends and coworkers to annoy you with useless spam.
WTF? m00npie sent me another linked in invite!
by roamer September 16, 2008
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Linkophobic

Fear of links.

A trait which describes people who afraid or too lazy to click on links. Linkophobia is often used as an excuse for not reading sourced material and is equivalent to argument from ignorance: an informal fallacy in which an individual rejects proof without looking at (clicking for) it.
The linkophobic need not fear as I have summarized the reasons why Bush was a miserable failure below.
by Dreamo teamo February 11, 2009
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LinkedIn

The professional's version of Facebook for use as a career networking tool. You have a "public profile" that corresponds to a Facebook "wall." Instead of "friends", you have "connections." You gain access to the connections of your connections unless they "hide" them and you can hide yours. When you have a connection, you have their contact information. You can have professional recommendations posted on your page.

LinkedIn is also a frequently used sock puppet for identity thieves. Never accept connections from people you don't know. Never put your real physical address into the contact section; give an e-mail address and an unlisted telephone number.

LinkedIn is also a tool that many recruiters (scalpers/headhunters) use in a dishonest manner. Their attempts to connect with you are phishing expeditions to get your connection list. The job that they claim to have is nearly always fake; it is bait, if you accept their connection you will never hear from them again or they will tell you that the job is filled. Recruiters always hide all their connections so you get nothing from them (all take and no give)

Ignore any offer for connections from a recruiter. If you want to contact them, do so outside of LinkedIn. Read their public profile (many recruiters have contact information there). If so, call or Email directly (use unlisted phone). If not, send an InMessage through LinkedIn giving them only an Email address and an unlisted phone number.
LinkedIn can be a useful tool to keep up with your professional contacts
by Former Wyeth Again December 4, 2011
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linkdarkside

One who smells like Grunty poo and masturbates to angsty emos.
Dude, your such a linkdarkside.
by The_Rebirth May 23, 2006
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Linketh

Linketh is a huge faggot from Gaiaonline.com
Formerly a meth addict, amongst other substances, he thinks he is god of GD. To look to such a massive failure for social standards is basically the same as asking a homeless man for financial advise.
I once heard Linketh sucked a dick to score some cocaine.
by Tucker Carlson April 27, 2009
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Links

I was on the back nine at the links today when the storm blew in.
by Ruhmwolf November 7, 2004
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Linkz

a gangster word for asking or demanding something to be passed to you.
"yo linkz me that next tequila"
by gungalah January 14, 2008
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