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chum the weasel

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel
by JFrizzy September 28, 2020
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Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested
by Frii October 27, 2022
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sketch weasel

Sketch weasel refers to a person that is sneaky like a weasel and sketchy like a pedophile.
Whoa man, look at that sketch weasel driving that white windowless van!" or "What a sketch weasel.
by mindsayjandaleindl June 29, 2011
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Whip the Weasel

To masturbate sometimes viciously

Mostly referred to males
"Man I'd like to whip the weasel on all over her if you know what I mean"
by IMINX May 19, 2014
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weasel pee

Being a hooligan; being full of nonsense
I think you're full of weasel pee!
by meatless_spam September 15, 2023
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