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walking waste of sperm

The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.
That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.
by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005
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Longview, Washington

An industrial town in Southwest Washington state. Longview and Kelso (the town across the river) are both part of Cowlitz County.

There is hardly anything complimentary to say about this town. There are rarely any fun events to attend. It is very uncultured, poor, dirty, and is definitely not showing any signs of improvement. The air stinks with pollution from the local mills, an open slew of stagnant water and sewage winds throughout all of Longview and Kelso, most of the neighborhoods are rundown, and there is a high rate of drugs, crime, assault, STDs, and sex offenders/child molesters.

The majority of people that live in Longview are very trashy. Most people start out in life with a teenage pregnancy or two, drop out of highschool, maybe get into drugs, catch an STD, and learn to scam the system and live off SSI, foodstamps, HUD, and etc. since they have no education or job and no ambition to get one.

In general, a Longview person loves drama and has a pack mentality; a very bad combination that causes them to keep that highschool drama queen/king personality through adulthood of judging others, always believing they're right, and hating anyone who's different or seemingly better than they are........all with the support of their pack of friends.

However, there are some respectable people in Longview of course; even if they're living situations make them appear like the rest.
Something that happened to me before I moved out of Longview:

Longview chick: Hey b*tch! I don't like you! Don't look at me like that! I'll kick you're ass!

Me: Errr.....what? Who are you? I don't think I remember you.

Longview chick: Shut up! You stay away from my man! He and my friends say you've been flirting with him and a bunch of other guys. He doesn't want your herpes you nasty ho! So back off!

Me: Ha Ha! What are you talking about? I only chatted with him for a couple minutes at the party and I am not a prostitute with herpes. You and your friends need to get your facts straight.

*I walk away shaking my head*

Longview chick: Blah blah.....that's right you better run away!.....blah blah......I'll kick your ass........blah blah.

*I continue walking* Damn....I'm moving lout of Longview, Washington and back to Olympia, Washington.
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washing machine thing

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them
Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES
by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019
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washing dishes

Originating in New Orleans, it refers to when gang members switch their license plates in order to hide from the cops.
yo, 5.0 on my home we gotta start washing dishes
by Tha LA King October 19, 2014
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freestyle walking

Jumping and/or stalling on, off of, over, or gapping obstacles while performing tricks or grabs. These tricks often come from skateboarding or inline skating. It is not to be confused with freerunning or parkour because those involve jumping over very large obstacles, while freestyle walking you trick over objects that you would on a skateboard.
kid: i pulled a gnarly 360 indy over a 10 stair set in a freestyle walking session today
by freestyle21 January 6, 2009
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Washington Nationals

A long-suffering baseball team that has jumped to life. Currently holds the best record in the NL and has sat atop the NL East for most of the season. The team is powered by sensations Stephen Strasburg, Gio Gonzalez, Steve Lombardozzi, Ryan Zimmerman, Bryce Harper, and Ian Desmond, to name a few. Along with a core of young talent the team is fueled by veterans with game such as Adam LaRoche, Jayson Werth, and Mike Morse. Their destiny? To shut up anyone who dares mock Nats Town anymore. Making fools of naysayers and former champions everywhere.
"The Washington Nationals have swept the Phillies in four games in the Phils' own park."

"The Nats have the best team ERA in baseball."

"Bang, zoom, curly W! Nats win again!"

"Show your NATITUDE!"
by TheSwirl June 28, 2012
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