A day that occurs four times each month; the only day in which players set their alarm clocks opposed to gfuel refills. In hopes of being the first one foundation wiped 1 hour into wipe.
by Merlin Reinders October 19, 2022
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Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
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Obama: Aight, my bad homes.
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