Walked with Jesus

The most hilarious and light-hearted euphemism to indicate that your shit, has indeed, been jacked.

Friend: "Hey dude, where's your TV?"
You: "Well, you see, it walked with Jesus."

by Sagely One July 7, 2009

Walking the Digimon

The pleasurable shaking of your penis in a vigorous motion until reproductive fluid is discharged .

"Dude don't come over yet, I'm walking the Digimon"

"I walked the Digimon so much last night, I have trouble sitting down"

by Digimon Master 2000 March 12, 2010

Walking Tortoise Head

An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.

You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.

by Caedis T Yo May 7, 2011

Walker Syndrome

The term given to a white person with oriental shaped eyes. Named after the first known sufferer, Joshua Walker, it can afflict any body although it is many believed to be down to genetics. Haley Joel Osment is a sufferer of W/S.

Guy 1- Hey, you seen Haley Joel Osment lately?

Guy 2- Who?

Guy 1- You know, that gay kid from such films as A.I and sixth sense...

Guy 2- White dude with chinese eyes?

Guy 1- Hey! It's called Walker Syndrome but yea, thats him.

by Dr. Pete Fiddlesticks February 21, 2009

Walking Turd

Black person, nigger, african-american.

Look at this walking turds lips.

by Rest In Piss February 23, 2011

walking simulator

A video game genre that originated in DayZ, a Arma 2 mod, where one for the main portion of the game traverses the huge game world without doing much else. The term has since come to define a broader genre of games where the walking is a big part of the experience.

"Dude, have you played DayZ yet? It's maybe the best walking simulator out there!"

by Ghost Tartar June 9, 2014

walking the prairie dog

It's the awkward walk you do when you have to crap really badly and your prairie doging.

"dude whats the matter, you were speed walking with a really bad look on your face?"

"Just walking the prairie dog."

by winchester666 March 14, 2009