The worst city in existence. South of Seattle in King County, WA, there is literally nothing to do, every middle school guy is a retarded immature skaterfag wannabe stick thin faggot. every girl in any school is either a tremendous whore, a fucking bitch or a drama starting cuntqueef. oh, and everyone either is on drugs or cuts themself. Or both. For fun, Maple Valleyians usually leave Maple Valley to go to a less shitty place.
by awwwwwyouknow! August 22, 2011
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carmel valley, CA (NOT carmel valley in san diego)
AKA the cool kid part of carmel.
and the best place to live everrrrrr.
carmel doesnt even compare to the valley.
rich snobby freaks live in carmel, real kids live in the valley.
so carmel cant mess with the valleyy.
carmel valley is wayyyyyy too cool for you.
AKA the cool kid part of carmel.
and the best place to live everrrrrr.
carmel doesnt even compare to the valley.
rich snobby freaks live in carmel, real kids live in the valley.
so carmel cant mess with the valleyy.
carmel valley is wayyyyyy too cool for you.
carmel kid: im gonna go swim in my huge olympic pool and watch my boyfriend play golf on my daddy's course!
carmel valley kid: go fuck yourself.
carmel valley kid: go fuck yourself.
by rosalieeeee May 23, 2008
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2 people from the valleys of Wales. they normally go into town (Cardiff or Swansea), every Friday night, drink copious amounts of beer, letch, and start fights (the Valley Girls usually worse than the Valley Boys). Battle scars and pub bans worn with pride. Usually chavs, or slightly classier ones townies.
2 people from the valleys of Wales. they normally go into town (Cardiff or Swansea), every Friday night, drink copious amounts of beer, letch, and start fights (the Valley Girls usually worse than the Valley Boys). Battle scars and pub bans worn with pride. Usually chavs, or slightly classier ones townies.
by missmoon January 15, 2008
Get the Valleys mug.A black hole that forms tumors on your soul and makes you want to eat your own face. Filled with people who can form their own opinions and don’t understand yours. Whose very purpose is to make you want to go to college even more.
by Kelly G. February 7, 2008
Get the castro valley mug.DEFINITION: A person who does not live in a coastal community, lives inland, but does visit the coast on occassion. Most often used to describe such a person when they are on the beach, or a tourist (also see kook or barney).
IDENTIFICATION AND USAGE: Valleys usually stick out like a sore thumb. Sometimes they wear hawaiian shirts or other clothes they think a surfer would wear (but no surfer wears that kind of poser stuff so they stick out). If you see someone littering on the beach, chances are it's a valley. Old people and people that have their crap together usually don't get labeled 'valley' even if they are from out of town. The term is usually only used to describe meatheads or gangsters with their bimbo girlfriends sitting around their boombox listening to atrocious valley music and boogie boarding. However, if you fit the description of kook, and are from the valley, you are definately a valley, no matter how nice you are. On occassion, the term can be used against an entire family, but only if the dad is a maggot, the wife is a bimbo, and the kids are total brats. However, young children are usually are exempt. If you see someone being rescued by a lifeguard, or if the coast guard helicopter has to come and save someone, it's usually to pick up some valley. Most locals can either swim or know better.
IDENTIFICATION AND USAGE: Valleys usually stick out like a sore thumb. Sometimes they wear hawaiian shirts or other clothes they think a surfer would wear (but no surfer wears that kind of poser stuff so they stick out). If you see someone littering on the beach, chances are it's a valley. Old people and people that have their crap together usually don't get labeled 'valley' even if they are from out of town. The term is usually only used to describe meatheads or gangsters with their bimbo girlfriends sitting around their boombox listening to atrocious valley music and boogie boarding. However, if you fit the description of kook, and are from the valley, you are definately a valley, no matter how nice you are. On occassion, the term can be used against an entire family, but only if the dad is a maggot, the wife is a bimbo, and the kids are total brats. However, young children are usually are exempt. If you see someone being rescued by a lifeguard, or if the coast guard helicopter has to come and save someone, it's usually to pick up some valley. Most locals can either swim or know better.
When I was surfing today there were so many valleys in my way trying to boogie board I decided to come in and go home before I lost it and kicked someone's ass.
by not a valley July 1, 2004
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common population here is pretty cool, alot of middle class, som rich assholes but most are nice.
the schools are pretty ghey til your above seventh grade
too much monitoring in the schools though, basically like jail.
Were good at most sports but we also suck ass at some.
Good thing bout the school is they have sum hot ass girls.. ironically most are from bayville but sum hot ones from LV.
Yea thats basically it lol.
common population here is pretty cool, alot of middle class, som rich assholes but most are nice.
the schools are pretty ghey til your above seventh grade
too much monitoring in the schools though, basically like jail.
Were good at most sports but we also suck ass at some.
Good thing bout the school is they have sum hot ass girls.. ironically most are from bayville but sum hot ones from LV.
Yea thats basically it lol.
Locust Valley: A place where you can get suspended for two months for punching someone. But once your free you can just grind with hot ass girls at the school dance.
by The Owner of LOL October 14, 2007
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