Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).
by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017
Get the Augustana Universitymug. by 12314214141515 August 31, 2017
Get the roblox universemug. 1: a name for someone who reached thePeak of madness
2:The universe is doing some batshit fucked up things and you dont know how
2:The universe is doing some batshit fucked up things and you dont know how
1: why the FUCK is universe the madlad screaming
2:is that a dick in the sky and the stars now form something that resembles a goose fucking a donkey and a kangaroo?
Dang universe the madlad.
2:is that a dick in the sky and the stars now form something that resembles a goose fucking a donkey and a kangaroo?
Dang universe the madlad.
by Universe the madlad January 20, 2021
Get the universe the madladmug. A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.
I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.
by vanishingly February 25, 2021
Get the Miskatonic Universitymug. Universal themes are ways to connect ideas across all disciplines. It is a central idea about the human condition. It is a generalization about life or human nature; they deal with basic human concerns.
A universal theme is an idea that applies to anyone regardless of cultural differences, or geographic location.
by alias hooooo November 6, 2017
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Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.
by AsianStikkyRyce June 2, 2020
Get the Subway Universitymug. A university located in Kingston Ontario that will take all your money and leave you ewith nothing but emotional damage and a fuckin expensive ass leather jacket you will never wear after you graduate.
You will start in first year full of hope and optimism but will promptly be crushed by the crippling weight of your own inadequacy and illitercy. Beware frequent police notifications about recently released sexual predators in your community and overpriced bus tickets.
The food is great tho. You better like pub food.
**cough**wuck festern **cough**
You will start in first year full of hope and optimism but will promptly be crushed by the crippling weight of your own inadequacy and illitercy. Beware frequent police notifications about recently released sexual predators in your community and overpriced bus tickets.
The food is great tho. You better like pub food.
**cough**wuck festern **cough**
by definitelynotkswizzle March 12, 2022
Get the Queen's Universitymug.