chip tooth

messed up grill aka teeth

"look at that chiptooth fag"

by Cheryl September 25, 2003

Swedish Toothache

Asshole irritation due to failing to whipe properly after dropping a massive shit, and walking around with shit still in your butt crack, creating a red, irritation.

After work, I had a swedish toothache from that dump I dropped in the port-o-potty.

by Buzz Ward February 19, 2010

Sharp Toothbrush

something to cut your teeth on

man, i cut my teeth working at mcdonalds so i could work up to being a sous chef! it was my sharp toothbrush job.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 28, 2010

toothing

"toothing" is a joke started by some English news report. run a search and check it out. it's not real.

let's go toothing and meet some slutty geeks, m-kay?

by vegatables July 25, 2006

H. E. double toothpicks

A nice way of saying HELL

Go to fucking H. E. double toothpicks
Alternative; H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

by Jeff494 October 1, 2005

Toothpaste suicide

When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.

This morning Jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.

by koggelmander June 14, 2013

tooty

Feeling rebellious, or energized

I’m feeling really tooty, let’s go party!

by jackson42 February 15, 2019