moon walking

When you have to take a shit so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.

I was holding my poop for so long at Walmart, I was moon walking all the way to the stalls. I didn't make it though and I crapped by the tvs.

by Carve a ham! August 17, 2011

moon coon

a nigger on the moon.. therefore coon + moon = Moon Coon...

what do you call niggers on the moon?

a moon coon

by Polar Bear In A Carnival Cruise Playing Bingo With Tom Cruise. October 14, 2006

blue moon

to drink or get wasted

Let's go to blue moon this weekend

by Jake Coolson March 01, 2008

Sailor Moon

A sexxy babe who punishes naughty people with her moon powerz.

Sailor Moon loves to show her panties in every episode (8^B

by anime roxxorz June 01, 2003

moon cricket

Name given to look-outs that stand on the corner and make an audible sound with their mouths to alert drug dealers when a police car approaches.

***Police car comes around the corner.*** "Whoo-eeee!"
Officer 1 says to Officer 2, "Damn moon crickets gave us up already!"

by SLS August 21, 2005

moon pie

When you fart and it vibrates your cooter.

that wasn't a queef, it was a moon pie.

by mamacita rica January 12, 2013

Moon Cock

(Noun) cock that is so perfect in every way (size, shape, taste) and can fuck so good as to give an out-of-this-world orgasm, it's as rare and special as moon rocks.

Chris: Ohhhh sweet jesus i can't wait to see john again!
Sara: Why's that?
Chris: cause he has a total moon cock!

by Tequila Mockingbird March 05, 2008