by notciph September 24, 2020
Get the Cougarmug. Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
Get the Cougar chumpmug. by anonymous October 4, 2022
Get the Charleroi Cougarsmug. 
(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
Get the cougar lifemug. 
A middle aged or apparently near middle agea woman who is single ready to mingle for one unfortunate reason or another and is currently seeking promiscuous encounters with younger men.
Omg that chick just asked me to do something i never even heard of she had to be like 40 she must be going through cougar puberty
by Squirter13 July 21, 2025
Get the Cougar pubertymug.