titty-weiners

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.

My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.

by Chuckwick Bill May 18, 2016

titty tangler

Somebody who frequently has sex with old women who have very saggy titties. This person will then continue to tie these women's titties in a knot, hence they are a titty tangler.

"Hey man you wanna go to the bar and pick up some tight pussy?"

"Naw man I'm good I'm a titty tangler."

by Nipple ring May 5, 2015

titty twister

twisting the nipple of an individual, usually very painful.

I gave a titty twister to my friend and he screamed.

by Egro The Magnificent February 3, 2003

Tough titties

A sarcastic way of saying that the proposition was unfortunately not going to be accepted.

Ma Sheila's famous comment when Ian Leslie on ?60 Minutes,told her that 'We', the Australian people in the town in Western Australia near where there was a commune of 'Orange People', did not want the Orange People there. She replied, "What can I say. Tough titties"
The previously current expression that I think she was trying to quote was, "Tough Bikkies".
Her reply largely took over from that.

by Stewart_in_Oz March 2, 2009

Tittie Honk

When one squeezes a females titties, then it makes a car horn sound.

Man 1:Yo mah niggie, you made them titties honk yet?
Man 2:YEAH I MADE HER TITTIE HONK!

by John Mertles August 21, 2012

Pair of Titties

phrase used when something makes one overly excited. antonym of "sack of nuts"...

PAIR OF TITTIES!!! This is the best day of my life!!!

by Weirdo Artimando January 24, 2011

titty juggling

the act of grabbing a girl's jugs and moving them around while standing on one foot.

while candy was over last night we went swimming and did some titty juggling.

by collin69man July 15, 2009