Patrick Coopers Vault

a collection of nude pictures willing and unwilling from unexperienced women.

Dude! Did you see the new pics in Patrick Coopers Vault

by Timmy Giminson January 26, 2010

Neil patrick harris

The hottest male to walk the eath. too bad he is gay, he could easily steal your wife. and your family . male or female.

neil patrick harris .. dayum

by Secretlybatman February 20, 2015

Saint Patrick's Day

one of the better holidays, where people who aren't even irish pretend to be, and everyone gets drunk.

On Saint Patrick's Day, we all wore green hats and drank whiskey

by IrishRepublicanArmy March 8, 2004

john patrick amadori

the HOTTEST man actor alive!! Teenage version of ashton kutcher in butterfly effect- also stars in a Coca-cola commercial.. so hott! Is marrying a Nicole who he is in love with!!

"john patrick amadori and nicole are the cutest couple ever! they should get married!"

by i_heart_jpa February 19, 2005

That's what Patrick said

A term used when somone says something that can be interperated as something sexual (usually gay). The same thing as that's what she said or that's what he said just diffrent.

Guy 1: AHRR! It's to BIG.
Guy 2: That's what Patrick said.

or

Guy 1: EWW, it's all sticky.
Guy 2: That's what Patrick said.

by Talk da Talk June 15, 2008

Saint Patrick’s day

A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green

People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Inverted Spongebob and Patrick

Sister sexual act to the Inverted Pooh Bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from The Crusty Crab (McDonald's will also do. Guy #1(Patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next Guy #2(Spongebob) fills Patrick's anus with most of the Special Sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. Spongebob and Patrick now commence in sucking/eating asshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double titanic orgasm). As with the Inverted Pooh Bear, only the strong survive.

Blake: "Evan, Jake, guess what!?!"
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."

by Meeeeech December 15, 2008