salt malt soup

A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.

Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.

by LilTwiz December 12, 2008

Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.

Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!

by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022

national salt day

National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.

me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf

by Oaksee September 3, 2021

Salting her cod

Noun nutting inside a girls pussy

Oh shit I was Salting her cod last night !!!!

by Deke freak June 14, 2018

pouring salt on the wound

To make a situation thats already bad worse!

Man, why the fuck are pouring salt on the wound?

Oh yeah... why dont you keep pouring salt on the wound, it's only going to make things worse!

I think I just fucked shit up even more by pouring salt on the wound.

by Lexzqo May 29, 2019

salted your kipper

ejaculating in your pants.

ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.

by finchh fuckerr May 5, 2010

Salt my snout

demanding a friend your out on the town partying with to shake coke all over your nose

Bro, do me a favor, salt my snout right now, I'm too drunk I need you to pack my beak please

by bob buckner ctb January 22, 2010