polish menage trois

When two of the people watch

Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"

by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008

polishing your rocket

masturbating

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

polish bike ride

When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.

The bully removed the seat from the geek's bike and forced him to take a polish bike ride.

by Arlin Mayer November 16, 2005

Polish Bubble Juice

1. Polish Bubble Juice or PBJ, is a pink colored, bubbly drink from Poland. This drink dates back to the early 90's and was served at college fraternities as a part of some hazing procedures.

2. A drink (as described above), commonly drunk by healthcare workers working the late-night shift.

You: "Hey, Dr. Joober, is that PBJ you're drinking tonight?"

Dr. Joober: "yeah."

You: "Rad, dude. Polish Bubble Juice."

by Jagermeister550 January 6, 2011

black nail polish

black nail polish is symbolic in the goth culture and is to create an impression, but modernly it has become more of a trend and no longer only symbolizes gothic or emo culture. Black nail polish is not neccasarily bad or stupid.

"OH black nail polish is so gorgeous!"
"Life sucks, time for a change."

by cornilia243 April 11, 2010

Nail polish emergency

The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.

Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.

by rettanator August 15, 2009

Nail-Polish Nelson

A Nail-Polish Nelson is a boy who uses his feminine charms and progressive ideas to prey on women's insecurities. Hides behind a facade of being a man who has no toxic masculinity, overall a huge performative activist.

You guys are so quick to call out ACAB Emily's when Nail-Polish Nelson's exist.

by Heylol777 January 4, 2021