usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.
Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
by truth999 March 15, 2017
Get the thee diego guzmanmug. by move like a snake January 9, 2020
Get the Diegomug. A short guy with an even shorter cock. He is 3'9 and his penis is 5 millimeters. He's pretty gay and he likes dads a lot. He sucks a lot of dick, so try not to kiss him unless you want the lingering smell of dick in your mouth.
by EEEEEEEE123 September 28, 2021
Get the Diegomug. The boy from dora the explorer who has a pet jaguar that should have already killed him by know if this was not a kids show
by HEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE December 7, 2022
Get the Diegomug. by Raffael gonzales April 9, 2021
Get the Diego Barrientosmug. Your not safe if you even have contact with this thing, his gayness is to powerful, it’s like that one meme of the go thrusting his waste to a girl and the girl gets pregnant except it’s not a girl, it’s a guy
Diego’s mom:DIEGO STOP BEING SO GAY
Diego dad:*sound of air*
Diego sister:what you doing bro
Diego:how dare you,I only frek guys
Diego dad:*sound of air*
Diego sister:what you doing bro
Diego:how dare you,I only frek guys
by Diego The gay the 1 November 25, 2019
Get the Diegomug. by Coco_diego May 25, 2018
Get the Diegomug.