On Vaginal Support

A broad term describing a condition wherein a female calls in sick to work the day after a night of strenuously exhausting wild sex (often with multiple partners of varied sexual orientation).
Dude1: I noticed that hot bisexual chick Vicky called in sick today.
Dude2: Yeah I heard she's on vaginal support after attending that LGBT coming-out party.
Dude1: !?
by To M Paine October 27, 2009
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vaginal inversion

the surgical process of a female having the vagina inverted to represent a penis.
Damn, my woman had a vaginal inversion... now she wears pant suits to work.
by No Futron July 20, 2012
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Vaginal Skirmish

An extremely intense battle between two human asses for who may sit on a presented chair, with the victor getting to place thy ass onto the aforementioned chair.
Mikey and Rose got into a vaginal skirmish for who got to sit in the teacher's chair.
by redd is dead October 17, 2020
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Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
by Maikelele March 21, 2019
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Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.
She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.
by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018
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Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.
Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.
by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019
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Vaginated

A word oftentimes used by ultra-traditional nutcases who don't actually know anything about the human anatomy, nor how testosterone works, or any enzymes, or basic aspects of the human anatomy. It's commonly used as an alarm to everybody in a 50 mile radius that you're a fucking idiot.
"Being Vaginated is the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete."

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you off of your medication again?"
by ioletsgo September 20, 2021
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