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pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.
yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords
by gregtothew May 13, 2011
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Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
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sword+fighting

Type your definition here...it+is+a+fight+between+two+penis+where+the+two+penis+slept+one+another
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...lets+play+sword+fighting
by raj789 November 15, 2018
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struggle sword

A male phallus that cannot get hard ( erectile disfunction )
I woke up next to this fat beast the next morning, man did I have a "struggle sword"!
by nakaknak December 14, 2007
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Death's Sword

Deaths Sword Is a serrated blade with a flat key like form.
Death's Sword
by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021
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samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.
:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018
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The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.
The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
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