person1: dude did you hear *jasper dolphin* on the new ofwgkta song??
person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...
person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor
person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...
person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor
by ayooochrz April 15, 2023

The Dolphins' Strategy.
by Rice Mikhail Baker-Yeboah January 16, 2020

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by shadowknight4421 October 22, 2011

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??
Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth
Harry: Fucking sea dolphin
Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth
Harry: Fucking sea dolphin
by lildickmonster December 22, 2024

During intercourse you try to shove your dick unexpectedly into her ass. She will turn around and squeak at you like a dolphin.
by CamelToeMafia August 29, 2019

When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.
by Irish Diesel October 4, 2020
